wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He's a Shit stain on my heart
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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