summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
