Umm I'm too high to move.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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