belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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