do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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