I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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