I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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