I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
This is my gift to your gina
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
