he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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