so that wasnt chicken after all
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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