he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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