Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
