i just google imaged poop.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
