He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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