So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
