I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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