dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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