But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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