the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Is it penis luge time yet?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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