And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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