so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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