hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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