is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize