he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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