He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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