Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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