I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Life is so much better after having sex.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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