Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You were trust falling into bushes
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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