Cold hands, warm shart.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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