Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
i now understand why vodka
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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