you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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