Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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