Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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