Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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