There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just pee around me
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
