I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm passing your future prison.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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