we're blogging at a bar
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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