This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
