You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Randomize
