"it" just moved
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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