Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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