And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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