at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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