Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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