ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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