new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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