I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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