Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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