FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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