He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The ass gains better be worth it
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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