Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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