what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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