Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm too high and old for this...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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