After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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