i just wanna soil my oats bro
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
How's work?
Spinning.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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